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My Roommate and I

Roommate: I love my girlfriend.
Me: The one you don't have.
Roommate: I do, according to Facebook.
Me: I know that. We've discussed this, it's a fake relationship.
Roommate: I know, she's your girlfriend.
Me: I don't like this. What you do. You do what I do to stupid people, lie.
Roommate: I can also fart on you.
Me: No. No you can not. Everyone hates that.
Roommate: Everyone?
Me: Everyone on this floor. I've asked them all, and they all said they hate it.
Roommate: They said they hate you? That's sad.
Me: I hate you.