May 2013
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chlotana:
baby-youremyliquor:
chlotana:
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
Today,
I worked at Universal.
I ate at Sea World.
I chilled at Magic Kingdom.
I’m a theme park junkie.
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vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
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vixichi:
laperspective:
I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
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blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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slydig:
lovemenowtill4ever:
slydig:
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
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plot twist: nbc cancels itself
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